May 2011
American Dad
Roger: Is that a Chinese baby?
Stan: Sure is! Japanese to be specific.
That awkward moment when you see someone you've...
Guess who I got a message from this morning!
(Hint: see a post from yesterday)
Guess who thinks she has social anxiety disorder!
So, today is the birthday of the girl who used to...
I wonder if she’ll finally realize we’re not friends anymore when I don’t wish her happy birthday.
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SIESTA!
romano-:
chandeluresinitaly:
enjoymylights:
I love how everyone’s in color except the Axis trio
Okay Himaruya I SEE HOW IT IS
HERP DERP AXIS TRIO IS EVIL
gold / silver sprite comparisons
pleasenomorenumbers:
gamma-girl:
extremeeggplantnipples:
oh God i think i just pissed
THIS FIRE HURTS SO MUCH
i am going to die of laughter before rapture oh my god giggling hurts
Raise your hand if you DON'T believe the world is...
pardonmyreflex:
burnslikeicexo:
See, anyone who ACTUALLY read the bible would know that the Rapture is supposed to come “like a theif in the night”, as in NO ONE KNOWS AHEAD OF TIME that its gonna happen. “God” wouldn’t have told some douche that he’d know would tell everyone, you know being omnipresent and all. So even if I was religious I would still call bullshit on this since I actually...
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This single gesture really made me appreciate the...
claudinsky:
The possibilities are endless.
And he’s just putting on his little hat.
What a bad ass.
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch this movie again without thinking of this. XD
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So, I think I'm developing a fear of driving...
…or, at least, a fear of driving alone.
It might just be the fact that I’m nervous about it since I haven’t driven since spring break…and at that time, I had hit something and almost caused an accident.
One thing I do know is that I refuse to drive alone at night from now on. I don’t like it. I can’t see the fucking lines on the road. And all of the...
pleasenomorenumbers:
yougotredonyou:
FUCK. THAT. GAME.
I LOVE IT
This game…I love it so much. My brother and I used to play it all the time on the arcade system we have in our basement. Now, he apparently has it on the Xbox 360. XD
I hate trying to make plans with people
I really do.
It’s why I don’t normally hang out with friends.
It’s annoying as hell.
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Reblog if you're no longer friends with someone...
Yet she still thinks we’re friends…
describe your first kiss in five words?
bonnefoy:
isaacthepurpleplatypus:
owl-the-strange:
shatterstag:
ladynyoko:
sassygassylassy666:
cyparissus:
wholelottadicks:
will never happen shut up
come here charley pucker up
my nic cage body pillow
Don’t even fucking remember it.
i burst out laughing
:U
A girl taught me how.
First kiss, what first kiss?
/crey crey
Sucked like a vacuum cleaner
It has not...
Reblog if you love Matthew Williams
bonnefoy:
lordofthehons:
theladyofliberty:
franceinyourpants:
mattwmaple:
wherethesunmeetsthesea:
mattwmaple:
invisicanada:
(ooc, because loving Mattie loving himself is a little…. narcissistic.)
I LOVE MY BROTHER, MATTIE! <3
Aww, I love you too, Chelles! :)
Je t’aime Matthieu
Love ya, Mattie! <333
Je t’aime, mon petit ♥
Always been my favorite <3!
Am I...
Reblog if you love Francis Bonnefoy
bonnefoy:
invisicanada:
Je t’aime!
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Sam & Max Save the World: Situation: Comedy
Sam: Max, I have to ask you something.
Max: I've told you. It's i before e except under sustained gunfire.
True/False game. Make an assumption in my ask and...
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